I Was Drunk The Day My Mother Got Out Of Prison

Pink House Team
Keller Williams Realty
806-340-7630

I Was Drunk The Day My Mother Got Out Of Prison

This really isn’t true.  Someone wrote a blog with this in the title and I can’t get it out of my head.

What in the world does that have to do with houses for sale in Amarillo?  Well, maybe mom was getting out of prison and needed a place to stay and just the thought of her living with him caused him to go on a bender.

Or maybe mom owned the great four bedroom house in Amarillo and he lived in the whole time she was in prison and now he had to move out and got drunk because he was having trouble finding a two bedroom house in Amarillo for the price he wanted to spend.

Maybe mom wanted to buy a new house but she couldn’t qualify for a mortgage because she had no work history for the last 5-10 years and she wanted him to co-sign.

Mom had met some people on the inside that knew some people on the outside that were trying to sell their house FSBO and just the thought of having to negotiate caused him to empty that bottle and eat the worm.

As you can see, the possibilities are endless and none of them have anything to do with houses for sale in Amarillo and what they might be worth.

Oh, well.  I thought it was a catchy title.  Call me if you think it was a good title!

Pamela Madore
Pink House Team
Keller Williams Realty
7304 SW 34th
Amarillo, TX 79121
806-340-7630
http://myamarillohomes.com




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